In life we want to do everything in balance, but how we donot know. We want to ask ourselves and give answers perfectly. This SWOT analysis is for us, if we write our answers and follow all tips automatically Success and happiness will come to your doors.
Here is a 100% FUNNY version of the SWOT Analysis lecture — Bollywood/Hollywood style, full comedy, super easy to speak on stage.
😂 SWOT Analysis – FUNNY LECTURE VERSION
(Bollywood + Hollywood + Pure Comedy)
🎤 1. Opening – Comedy Kickstart
Hello everyone!
Today we will learn SWOT Analysis — the only analysis that sounds like someone sneezed.
“SWOT!!”
Bless you.
No no… it’s a business tool.
As Govinda would say:
“Aree baba, yeh analysis ka kaam hai… mayoos kyu hote ho?”
🤣 2. What is SWOT?
SWOT means:
S – Strengths (What you’re good at)
W – Weaknesses (What you’re bad at)
O – Opportunities (What you can grab)
T – Threats (What can grab YOU)
Hollywood version:
“May the SWOT be with you.”
Bollywood version:
“SWOT karo, duniya jeeto.”
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💪 3. Strengths – Your Superpowers
Strengths are what you do BEST.
Like:
Your chai-making skill
Your ability to find Wi-Fi anywhere
Your expert-level gossip network
Your talent to finish meetings with zero decisions
SRK tone:
“Main hoon na… Strengths sambhaal lega.”
Marvel style:
If Strengths were a superhero, it would be Hulk — always smashing!
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🥴 4. Weaknesses – Your Comedy Zone
Weaknesses are what you mess up.
Examples:
You forget why you walked into a room
You open WhatsApp “just for 2 minutes” → 2 hours gone
Fitness: “Kal se karenge” (said on 300 consecutive days)
3 Idiots Logic:
“Weaknesses ke peeche mat bhaago… improvement ke peeche bhaago.”
Hollywood:
“Why do we fall? So we can blame someone else.”
(just kidding — to get back up!)
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🌈 5. Opportunities – Free Gifts From the Universe
Opportunities are external chances.
Examples:
Competitor shut down → “Mauka hi mauka!”
New trend → Reel banana start
Government scheme → YouTube experts become overnight “financial gurus”
From Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara:
“Seize the day, or the day will seize your peace.”
Marvel:
Opportunities are like Spiderman’s web — if you don’t catch it on time… chipak jayega kisi aur ke haath.
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🔥 6. Threats – The Villains
Threats are problems waiting to happen.
Examples:
Competitors copying your style
Prices rising faster than your salary
Clients saying: “Budget thodu kam rakho…”
Electricity bill coming like Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham theme song playing in your head
Bahubali style:
“Jab tak dushman zinda hai, focus tight rehna.”
Game of Thrones:
“Threats are coming.”
🤯 7. Why You NEED SWOT
Because:
Without SWOT, you make decisions like a Bollywood villain:
“Sochna kya, kar dalo!”
With SWOT, you look intelligent in meetings.
Even if you’re confused, just say:
“We should do a SWOT analysis.”
People will think you’re CEO material.
🧩 8. How to Do SWOT – Funny Steps
1. Call a meeting (free snacks recommended).
2. List your Strengths (don’t lie… too much).
3. Write Weaknesses (this part takes time… like writing an autobiography).
4. Spot Opportunities (Google can help).
5. Find Threats (basically, things that give you tension).
Mission Impossible music plays...
“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to accept reality.”
🎬 9. Closing – Punchline Ending
So remember:
Strengths = Hero
Weaknesses = Funny side character
Opportunities = Item song – grab quickly
Threats = Villain – optional fight scene
SRK final touch:
“Picture abhi SWOTi hai mere dost!”
Ashish,
concept.shah@gmail.com
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