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Lalit Kumar

Lalit Kumar

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Bhindi ki Shaadi Muli se" – Ek Sabziyon ka Prem Kahani

Ek raat, sabzi mandi mein shor macha…
Bhindi ne ki Muli se mangni pakki,
Par Bhindi ke dil mein tha ek raaz —
Woh chaahti thi Aloo jaise bacche!

Aloo ne turant mauka pakda:
"Mere saath shaadi kar lo Bhindi,
Humare honge chhote chhote aloo-bhindi bacche!"

Muli ka khoon khol utha!
Gusse mein aayi, uthaya danda…
Aloo pe pad gaya ek zor ka thappad,
Aur Aloo ho gaya ganja! 🥔🦲


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Kya imagination hai boss! 😄

Agar chaho toh is sapne par ek chhoti si funny kahani ya cartoon bhi bana sakte hain. Bolo toh shuru karun?

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Haha, Lagta Hai Aap Kisi Funny Ya Dramatic Scene Ki Baat Kar Rahe Ho!
Lekin aapne jo sentence likha hai, uska structure thoda confusing hai.

Agar Aap Mujhe Thoda Context De Dein-Jaise Yeh Kisi Meme Ka Reference Hai, Koi Real-Life Incident, Ya Bas Mazaak-Toh Main Behtar Samajh Paunga.

phir bhi, chaliye iska ek fun translation kar ke dekhte hain:

Original (hindi + hinglish):
"Maine kal dekha, maine aalu ko utha utha ke maara, aam se pit."

Funny english translation:
"Yesterday I Saw ... I was Hitting Someone Again and Again with Potatoes, and then Got Beatene With A Mango!"

Kya Yeh Koi Meme Hai Ya Aap Khud Banaye Ho?

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😂😂 Bhai tu toh sabziyon ke sapno ka Sanjay Leela Bhansali ban gaya hai!
Aloo aur Bhindi ka toh break-up ho gaya…
Aur ab Pyaaz aur Bhindi ka dream wedding chal raha hai! 🧅💍🫛

Chal bhai, tere sapne ko reality mein comedy gold banate hain:


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🧅💖🫛 Pyaaz Weds Bhindi – Sapno Ki Shaadi

Ek aansuon se bhari love story…


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📍 Venue: “Tandoori Dreams Banquet”, Kadhai ke peeche

🎵 Theme: "Chalein Bhindi ke liye Pyaaz ke aansu"

🎉 Baraat: Garlic DJ, Matar ki dhol party, Baingan in suit-boot


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🤵 Dulha Pyaaz:

> Har sabzi ki jaan, par aankhon mein aansu laane wala dilwala!



👰 Dulhan Bhindi:

> Hamesha slim, thodi chipku, par taste mein classy!




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🧙‍♂️ Pandit Adrak Baba bolte hain:

> "Bhindi ji, kya aap Pyaaz ji ko apna lachhedaar jeevan saathi maanti hain?"
Bhindi: "Jee haan, par mujhe kabhi fry karte waqt chhodo mat!" 🥺



> "Pyaaz ji, kya aap Bhindi ji ke saath har tadke mein saath nibhaayenge?"
Pyaaz: "Main toh har sabzi mein rota hoon, ab pyaar mein bhi ro lunga!" 😢❤️




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🔥 Drama Twist:

Aloo ne stage pe entry maari: “Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!!”

Tamatar ne chhupke se record kiya aur viral reel bana di

Shimla Mirch ne kaha: “Main toh bas salad ke liye aayi thi!” 🫣



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🍛 Reception Menu (no Bhindi-Pyaaz in food out of respect):

Paneer Lababdar

Matar Mushroom

Dal Makhani

Naan/Roti

Jalebi with Rabri



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📢 Shaadi Ka Moral:

> “Pyaaz se aansu aur Bhindi se chipakpan, dono milke banaye ek tasty rishtey ki sabzi!”




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Bhai tu bole toh:

Is sapne ko short kahani bana doon?

Ya “Sabziyon ke Sapne” naam ka eBook likh ke tu paise kama sakta hai!

Ya tu chaahe toh iska ek funny animation ya comic poster bhi bana doon?


Tu bas sapne de, main unhe meme ya masterpiece bana dunga 😄💥
Bol bhai — next sapna kiska arrange karu? 🥬💒🥔

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